Wordful Wednesday With Supah:
Halloween Episodes Edition
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Halloween has come and gone but NOT without some good stories to tell. My kids were cute.. yah yah yahBUT I WAS EVEN CUTER as a RED LEGO!
So Nenny and I were legos.
Believe it or not when I demanded to her that we verbally harass little kids and parents during Halloween CANDY give out time dress up and give out candy the children she and I came up with the SAME EXACT IDEA.
LEGOS!
Go figure. Great legos think alike.
So we handed out candy to the neighbordhood chitlins. My mom and Dbd took the girlz to hawk some candy from the neighbors.
Nenny and I decided very early on that we were fairly dissappointed in the SHOW OF creativity these days... and noted this while we stood in our homeade, spray paint fuming, not quite painted all the way priority mail box MADE...lego costumes.
Everyone's scurred of a little paint fumes these days. Pffft. Ca!
We also had some beverages too. Of the non juicebox variety. This was a MIGHT FUN Halloween to say the least and it goes without saying that there were a few PRICELESS Episodes of insane laughter.
I will now share with you the following moments; come join our table o fun.
EPISODE 1: Would you care for some glass shards?
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! PLEASE TAKE ONE!"
* little kid too scared to come up to table and scary lego peoples
Supah Red Lego: grabs HEAVy ass PORCELAIN CANDY BOWL IN ONE HAND... walks up to little scaredy and says,
" aww. here you go buddy.. go ahead and pick one."
* blank look from scaredy
* candy is getting heavier by the second... supah tries to reach with other hand but ... costume prevents her-
* little man refuses... parents are not helping out .. supah's hand is wobbling...
Supah, ( best captain kirk voice) " HEY LITTLE DUDE.. pick something.. my lego hands can't hold this much longer .."
* little kid is too scared and parents are TOO STUPID to recognize my best captain kirk voice...
supah is teetering on handing out glass shards soon enough
supah throws a snickers at his head then walks back to table
* just kidding.. funny though huh?
EPISODE 2 : She'll be embarassed about THAT for life.
* 13 year old girl and group of girl gaggle o friends
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! PLEASE TAKE ONE!"
Girl, " your costumes are soo cute! You stole that off my brother! "
Supah, ( dead serious face) " How did you see me lookin in your window taking notes when your brother was thinkin this up I thought I hid myself well... "
Girl..( nervous giggle) " my brother used blah blah blah as the parts that stick out.. what did you use..? " GOES TO GRAB MY TOP LEGO NODULE .. gives it a SQUEEZE.
* supah... (horrified dramatic face... )
* YELLOW LEGO... bwwwwwwahhhhhahahhahhahahahahh!! YOu just... squeezzed... lmaooooo
* girl- moritifed.. OH MY GOD.. i am so sorry! I didn't.. I.. wasn't.. I .. am.. OH MY GOD.
* her gaggle dies laughing.
They move on quicker than you can say...
they'll never let her live it down.
Episode 3 : Grumpy
* 16 year old overgrown kid comes to table
no costume
miserable face -
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! PLEASE TAKE ONE!"
MISERABLE LITTLE FUCKER " How many can I take?" no eye contact - eyeing up candies
Yellow Lego: * evil voice " UM.. ONE!"
* overgrown 16 yr old miserable no costume kid * takes one and moves along...
Supah says, " OH.. I GET IT.. HE'S GRUMPY!!! "
EPISODE 4 : manners
We had tons of candy but had to continually REMIND snarfy children to only take 1 ... this was fun.. as the night wore on we got more creative.
* 2 brothers of mind your manners age came up
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! PLEASE TAKE ONE!"
OLDER BROTHER * takes one
Younger brother * takes 2..
OLDER BROTHER " no.. younger brother.. ONLY 1."
Younger bro puts it back * then snarfs another one when older bro leaves
Supah: BEST GROWL VOICE " COUGH COUGH ONE!!! I SAID ONE!! COUGH COUGH"
* kid runs for his life
EPISODE 5.5 - MANNERS 2
Large group of teenagers, happy this time.. appear in costume. We deem them worthy of candy.
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! PLEASE TAKE ONE!" I LIKE YOUR .. SO AND SOO.. !"
Supah RED LEGO: " yah.. dont' make me take you down. " " I CAN STILL run in this lego costume...and you dont' want that.. so take ONE. "
Episode 6: Copyright Ass Kiss
Daddy 2 stuck taking kiddos around... laughing at OUR SUPER CREATIVE LEGO costumes with buddy DADDY 1 who is also stuck taking his kids around...
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! PLEASE TAKE ONE!"
Daddy 1, " those are GREAT COSTUMES! DID YOU MAKE THOSE..? "
YEllow LEgo: " what costumes?"
Daddy 1 , " HA HA.! son do you know what they are?? they're lego's!!"
Daddy 2, summoning his BEST .. smart ass i've got a joke attitude.. " YOU KNOW.. I work for lego corporation. Do you have a trademark on that? "
Supah Red Lego: " UM YAH." ( TURN AROUND BENDING OVER) " It's right HERE. "
Pointing to Lego ass. KISS IT.
Daddy 1- BUSTS UP.
Daddy 2 slinks away or something like that
Yellow Lego runs over and raises Red Lego's arms proclaiming WINNAH!!
Episode: BUS STOP BULLY
LAST AND BEST:
BUS STOP BULLY APPEARS AT MY TABLE.
A. LONE.
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! PLEASE TAKE ONE!"
SUPAH RED LEGO: sees opportunity knocking
* crazy nice mommy voice ( takin cue from mama kat)
OOhhhh myyyyy! You'RE " so and so" ( BUS STOP BULLY) I almost didnt' recognize you in your indiana jones costume you stinker!
( BSB looks confused)
You're MnM's friend huH?? you know MNm riggght?? ( even crazier voice)
She USED to be at THE BUS STOP WITH YOU.... ( BIG EYES GLARING- still nice crazy voice)
I'm her MOMMY. * laser eyes into his indiana jones cap
OOOhh SHE JUST LOOOOOVES YOU. ( super sweet psycho voice change)
I AM SOOO GLAD YOU ARE SUCH A NICE FRIEND TO HER.
YOU'RE A NICE FRIEND RIGHHHHT?
Cuz I don't like friends who aren't nice to her.
YOUR NICE RIGHT? * super big crazy red lego head smile bobbing up and down..eyes wide...
* he nods little head.
OH I'M SOOOO GLAD. HAPPY HALLOWEEEN!
DON'T TRIP ON YOUR WHIP!!
He runs like the wind.
Yellow Nenny Lego: " HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN! "
xoxox
supah red lego
Happy Halloween! Hope you all had a great one! Come join my driveway next time! We've already got our costumes picked out for next year!
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supah
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